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Thursday, January 5, 2012

[CARTOON] Wikipedia Encyclopedia

Cartoon about cartoon, celebrity, internet


If your web browser happens to be sized so that the right half of the wikipedia page is not shown, you get some interesting results. For the past month of so, Wikipedia had been fundraising with appeals from various article writers, editors and the founder, all of who had their picture posted right above the title of whatever person, place or thing you had just searched for.

Wikipedia


Thursday, November 17, 2011

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Friday, June 24, 2011

[CARTOON] James Blunt

[CARTOON] James Blunt. cartoon, music, celebrity, Venn, women, relationships,





Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry <br /><br />Cartoon


Inspired by the song You're Beautiful by James Blunt. The last 4 words are directly from his lyrics. Pretty nifty how I did that, huh? Might make a good cartoon to send to the ugly people in your life.

The song (with sing along lyrics)

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

[CARTOON] Tour de Lance

[CARTOON] Tour de Lance. cartoon, celebrity, drugs, rides, spoof, sports





Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.


Inspired by news of Tyler Hamilton, a former teammate of Armstrong, has told CBS News that he used performance-enhancing drugs with the seven-time Tour de France winner to cheat in cycling races, including the tour. Armstrong has steadfastly denied doping and has never failed a drug test.



I've never been a fan of Tour de France, or bicycle racing for that matter. Perhaps they should just allow the riders to use whatever drugs they want... it would still take talent to balance the extra weight of the drug cylinder on your back. They could even put sponsor logos on it.



Learn to ride a bicycle [to work]. You will not regret it if you live. - Mark Twain

Sunday, May 1, 2011

[CARTOON] Queen Elizabeth II

[CARTOON] Queen Elizabeth II. cartoon, celebrity, Royal, fashion, superhero



Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Big Bird and Queen Elizabeth II... seperated at birth?


Past cartoons about...
celebrity

Royal

fashion

superhero

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Thursday, April 28, 2011

[CARTOON] Royal Wedding

[CARTOON] Royal Wedding. cartoon, British, celebrity, relationships, spoof,


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

From Wikipedia: Admiral Ackbar is a fictional character in the Star Wars universe.

In Return of the Jedi, Ackbar leads the Rebel Alliance's assault on the second Death Star above the forest moon of Endor. The Rebels had planned the attack based on intelligence that the battle station was not yet operational, but Ackbar realizes they have been led into a trap. He announces "It's a trap!" before ordering his forces to retreat. He does regroup after the Rebel ground forces led by Han Solo and Princess Leia Organa, destroy the station's defensive shields. He then leads the Rebels in defeating the Empire's fleet as Lando Calrissian destroys the Death Star.

From Past Expiry:
What a perfect character to interrupt the Royal Wedding...


Past cartoons about...
British

celebrity

relationships

spoof


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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

[CARTOON] Sesame Street Thanksgiving

[CARTOON] Sesame Street Thanksgiving. cartoon, celebrity, food, holiday, spoof


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

In the West African country of Liberia, Thanksgiving is celebrated on the first Thursday of November.
2nd Monday in October (Canada)
4th Thursday in November (U.S.)

Now you know!






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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

[CARTOON] Chilean Miner's Mistress

[CARTOON] Chilean Miner's Mistress. cartoon, Chile, men, miner, news, safety, women, relationships, Barbie






Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

One of the miners trapped underground for more than two months in Chile (Yonni Barrios, 50, miner #21) has been offered $100,000 to become the face of a controversial dating website AshleyMadison.com (an online service for married people looking to have extramarital affairs). While he was busy being trapped underground, Mr Barrios's wife of 28 years found out he had been seeing another woman for five years after his mistress began keeping a vigil near the Chile mine. One picture showed his mistress holding a statue of the virgin Mary, while keeping vigil. I think this will make the movie version, for sure.

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Saturday, October 16, 2010

[CARTOON] Chilean Miners Rescue

[CARTOON] Chilean Miners Rescue. cartoon, celebrity, cars, hell, men, miner, Chile, safety, stress



Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Life got you stressed out? Play the Chilean Miner Rescue Flash Game!

Click Here to Play now!

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Thursday, October 14, 2010

[CARTOON] Chilean Miners' Sponsors!

[CARTOON] Chilean Miners' Rescue Sponsors!. advertising, cartoon, business, celebrity, Chile, men, miner, money, news, rescue, US,


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Some jokes and puns from Twitter and other sources:

If I'm a Chilean miner, and I get pulled out of the shaft, my first question: Who do I talk to about overtime?

Great job rescuing those Chilean miners. In my opinion, the best "saving people from a hole in the ground" operation since Baby Jessica.

These Chilean miners are really stealing Baby Jessica's thunder.

The first thing the last miner rescued said was "I've just finished a 70 day shift"

I just got a piece of popcorn out of my teeth that's been stuck all day. So yeah, I know how those miners are feeling.

I still think we should all dressed up like Planet of the Apes when we pulled out the Chilean miners. THAT would of made good tV!

76% of Texans are wondering why their flag is flying at the Chilean mine site.

AApparently today is comign out day in Chile.

Hmmph! I've been trapped at my desk at work plenty of times and no one ever comes to rescue me.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole? Isn't this using the internet backwards?

Boy, are those Chilean miners going to be tired when they return to work at 5 in the morning tomorrow.

Party criticizes Chile for interfering in China's affairs by setting unrealistic expectations for value of miners' lives


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Sunday, August 22, 2010

[CARTOON] Forrest Gump Deleted Scene

[CARTOON] Forrest Gump Deleted Scene.  images, pictures, celebrity, cartoon, diarrhea, entertainment, movie, pain, spoof,
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Sunday, August 1, 2010

[CARTOON] Windows 7

[CARTOON] Windows 7.  images, pictures, advertising, Canada, cartoon, celebrity, spoof, television, terrorist, microsoft
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Saturday, May 29, 2010

[CARTOON] Gary Coleman

[CARTOON] Gary Coleman.  images, pictures, cartoon, celebrity, death, entertainment,

Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.
R.I.P. Arnold.




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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

[CARTOON] Batman's Washroom

[CARTOON] Batman's Washroom.  images, pictures, celebrity, cartoon, crime, movie, men


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.
A cartoon as cheesy as the original Batman show that aired from January 12, 1966 till March 14, 1968. Thankfully, it was cancelled 11 days before I was born.

Robin, in particular, was especially well known for saying Holy (insert), Batman! whenever he encountered something startling (which was about every 5 minutes).

Tune in tomorrow - same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!"




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Thursday, March 18, 2010

[CARTOON] Tiger Woods Return to Golf

[CARTOON] Tiger Woods Return to Golf.  images, pictures, cartoon, celebrity, millionaire, men, news, relationships, TigerWoods


"Today's cartoon is based on the announcement (March 16, 2010) from Tiger Woods, that he will return to golf next month at the Masters, ending a four-month hiatus brought on by a sex scandal that caused him to go into seclusion and sex rehab. Imagine if the rehab failed and he made a different announcement..."



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Sunday, March 14, 2010

[CARTOON] Taser II

[CARTOON] Taser II.  images, pictures, advertising, animals, cartoon, celebrity, Apple, kids, spoof

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