[CARTOON] Hit Run Accident

[CARTOON] Cell Phone Tumors

Inspired by the news that for for the first time the World Health Organization has declared cell phones "possibly carcinogenic" - something that maybe could cause cancer. Supposedly, to be on the safe side, you are supposed to hold the phone away from your head when you dial out (which is the time when the Cell-phone radiation is at a peak level).

[CARTOON] Don't drink the Kool-Aid

I prefer Tang. Past cartoons about... advertising drinks kids safety

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[CARTOON] Chilean Miner's Mistress

One of the miners trapped underground for more than two months in Chile (Yonni Barrios, 50, miner #21) has been offered $100,000 to become the face of a controversial dating website AshleyMadison.com (an online service for married people looking to have extramarital affairs). While he was busy being trapped underground, Mr Barrios's wife of 28 years found out he had been seeing another woman for five years after his mistress began keeping a vigil near the Chile mine. One picture showed his mistress holding a statue of the virgin Mary, while keeping vigil. I think this will make the movie version, for sure.

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[CARTOON] Chilean Miners Rescue

Life got you stressed out? Play the Chilean Miner Rescue Flash Game! Click Here to Play now!

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[CARTOON] What's The Deal With Airplane Peanuts?

A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch, he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few?", he asks. "No, not at all", the woman replied. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl. "I'm so sorry for eating all your peanuts! I really just meant to eat a few", the preacher apologized. "Oh that's alright", the woman replied. "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them".

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[CARTOON] Water Landing Airline Safety Tip

A plane was taking off from the Winnipeg airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from Winnipeg to Montreal. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax.. OH, MY GOD!” Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants!” A passenger yelled: “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!”

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[CARTOON] Exit the Plane!

You've been a naughty, naughty girl!

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[CARTOON] Airline Seat Cushions

Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.

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[CARTOON] Lighter Fluid Banned

An Aqua Velva is also a vodka-based cocktail.

Ingredients:

* 1 oz vodka
* 1 oz gin
* 1 oz Blue Curaçao

topped with sprite and ice.

Mix together and serve with an umbrella.

According to Urban Dictionary it is also a human male, usually bar-dwelling, who seems to use the trendiest cologne as a body lotion, and thinks that he is the reason every lady in the place came out on any particular evening. Sometimes known to wear shiny clothing, lip gloss, eyeliner, and enough hair gel to make his head bullet proof. Can also be identified by his Justin Timberlake "Sexy Back" ringtone.

Now you know.

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[CARTOON] One-Legged Man

My first cartoon in a series based on the airline safety cards.

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[CARTOON] Bacon Safety

Mmmmmm... bacon.

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[CARTOON] Ice Safety

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[CARTOON] Child Safety

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[CARTOON] Safety Word

"According to the Urban Dictionary...
Safety Word (definition):
a word used in conjunction with s&m, consensual torture, bondage, etc - so that when you say "no" or "stop" in the heat of the moment, the other person can disregard it - the safety word is the serious-i-mean-it-now time-to-stop word. usually something ridiculus like Alabama. Combined with Toyota's recent safety concerns, and you get today's cartoon."

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[CARTOON] Toyota Gas Pedal Fix

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[CARTOON] Toyota Sticky Accelerator

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[CARTOON] Crib Recall

"This week's post is partially a public service announcement. It seems that 2009 is garnering the year of recalls, ranging from toys, cars and now cribs. There have been some recalls made earlier this year and now we have one that concerns Stork Craft. Apparently, issues such as entrapment, falls, and suffocation are once again being pointed out and for the new parents and others who are still making use of cribs, be aware of the one you are using. Here is a list of cribs affected:

* Stork Craft drop-side cribs and Stork Craft drop-side cribs with the Fisher-Price logo
* Cribs with plastic trigger and one-hand-system drop-side hardware
* Stork Craft cribs with manufacturing and distribution dates between January 1993 and October 2009 (Wow, it only took them 16 years to figure this out??)
* Stork Craft cribs with the Fisher-Price logo that have manufacturing dates between October 1997 and December 2004.

It's probably a good idea to look up your crib's manufacturer even if it is not on the list above, as I am sure this is not the first crib recall ever.

As always, I try to see the lighter side in my cartoons. So if you have a faulty crib, send away for a repair kit before your baby scores from '4th and inches'."

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[CARTOON] Swine Flu Test

"For those who wonder how doctors test to see whether you have Swine Flu, or not."

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