[CARTOON] Olympic Long Jump

Cats. They just don't care.

[CARTOON] Olympic Drug Testing

Day 2 and 2 positive tests

[CARTOON] Tour de Lance

Inspired by news of Tyler Hamilton, a former teammate of Armstrong, has told CBS News that he used performance-enhancing drugs with the seven-time Tour de France winner to cheat in cycling races, including the tour. Armstrong has steadfastly denied doping and has never failed a drug test. I've never been a fan of Tour de France, or bicycle racing for that matter. Perhaps they should just allow the riders to use whatever drugs they want... it would still take talent to balance the extra weight of the drug cylinder on your back. They could even put sponsor logos on it. Learn to ride a bicycle [to work]. You will not regret it if you live. - Mark Twain

[CARTOON] Vuvuzela Alternative Uses

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[CARTOON] Soccer Disease

...not to be confused with Foot and Mouth disease.

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[CARTOON] Rocky 2010

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[CARTOON] Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

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[CARTOON] Olympic Rings

"Endorsements, endorsements, endorsements..."

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[CARTOON] Olympic Medal Podium

Canada is set to win a record number of medals at the 2010 Winter Games, according to an academic who has accurately predicted Olympic medal counts since 2000.

"Canada for the first time ever will win the most Olympic medals of any nation at the Games, 27 medals," said Daniel Johnson, an associate professor of economics at Colorado College in Colorado Springs. His prediction for the top 4:

Canada 27 (gee, not much breathing room)
USA 26
Norway 26
Germany 20

Accuracy rate of Johnson's predictions for total medals won by a country:

2008 Beijing Summer Games: 93%
2006 Torino Winter Games: 93%
2004 Athens Summer Games: 94%
2002 Salt Lake City Winter Games: 94%
2000 Sydney Summer Games: 95%

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[CARTOON] Jesus saves!

"Today's cartoon is based on a funny T-shirt I saw of Jesus making a diving save in front of a soccer net. Canada and hockey weren't sufficiently represented which brings us to my version."

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[CARTOON] Tiger Woods as Santa

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!

I confess, I borrowed the punchline from a verbal joke I heard, but I removed the original riddle's question to better suit a cartoon of mine featuring special gueststar Confucius."

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[CARTOON] Crib Recall

"This week's post is partially a public service announcement. It seems that 2009 is garnering the year of recalls, ranging from toys, cars and now cribs. There have been some recalls made earlier this year and now we have one that concerns Stork Craft. Apparently, issues such as entrapment, falls, and suffocation are once again being pointed out and for the new parents and others who are still making use of cribs, be aware of the one you are using. Here is a list of cribs affected:

* Stork Craft drop-side cribs and Stork Craft drop-side cribs with the Fisher-Price logo
* Cribs with plastic trigger and one-hand-system drop-side hardware
* Stork Craft cribs with manufacturing and distribution dates between January 1993 and October 2009 (Wow, it only took them 16 years to figure this out??)
* Stork Craft cribs with the Fisher-Price logo that have manufacturing dates between October 1997 and December 2004.

It's probably a good idea to look up your crib's manufacturer even if it is not on the list above, as I am sure this is not the first crib recall ever.

As always, I try to see the lighter side in my cartoons. So if you have a faulty crib, send away for a repair kit before your baby scores from '4th and inches'."

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[CARTOON] Tour de France

"This cartoon was inspired by the recent Tour de France which I am happy to say I did not watch. A drug infused 'sport' I put a few notches below midget-wrestling, and dog-fighting."

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[CARTOON] Two points

Just What the Doctor...Dictated: Ten Years of Medical Transcription Funnies



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[CARTOON] Wilson the Volleyball

Cast Away: The Shooting Script (Newmarket Shooting Script Series)


Cartoon inspired by a spoof of Cast Away done on a Family Guy episode.


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[CARTOON] Discus Thrower

Chore Whore: Adventures of a Celebrity Personal Assistant
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[CARTOON] Curling

Product Details from Amazon
Curling For Dummies (For Dummies (Sports & Hobbies))

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[CARTOON] Olympic Soccer

Yahoo Answers
Why does soccer have so much more diving than any other sport in the world?
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Soccer: Diving Headers, Selling a Dummy, and Everything Else Aobut the Game

[CARTOON] Olympic Baseball

Easton Youth Magnum LK2 Baseball Bat - click2buy

[CARTOON] Olympic Wrestling

Steel Chair to the Head: The Pleasure and Pain of Professional Wrestling