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The Six Million Dollar Man is an American television series about a former military officier with fictional bionic implants working for the OSI (which was usually referred to as the Office of Scientific Intelligence, the Office of Scientific Investigation or the Office of Strategic Intelligence). The show was based on the novel Cyborg by Martin Caidin, and during pre-production, that was the proposed title of the series. It aired on the ABC network as a regular series from 1974 to 1978, following three television movies aired in 1973. The title role of Steve Austin was played by Lee Majors, who subsequently became a pop culture icon of the 1970s. A spin-off of the show was produced, The Bionic Woman, as well as several television movies featuring both eponymous characters.
The Bionic Woman stars Lindsay Wagner as Jaime Sommers, a tennis professional who was nearly killed in a skydiving accident, and was rebuilt by Oscar Goldman (Richard Anderson) and Dr. Rudy Wells (Martin E. Brooks), who had also rebuilt The Six Million Dollar Man. As the result of her surgical implantation, Jaime Sommers had amplified hearing in her right ear, a greatly strengthened right arm, and enhanced legs, enabling her to run faster than a speeding car.
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"C'mon. You KNOW you would watch it..."

"Everyone has already heard that "The Simpsons" character Marge Simpson will appear semi-nude in the new issue of Playboy magazine. A search on Google for Marge Simpson Playboy Pictures reveals 3,470,000 matches! The most hillarious thing I found was that the new CEO of Playboy is a guy by the name of Scott Flanders. Supposedly he is NOT related to Ned Flanders, but let's start that rumour anyway. Today's cartoon is more of a prank on those doing a search for Marge's pictures, because a few are bound to end up clicking into my site. Somehow I picture the scene above being more plausible than Marge in a phots spread. Poor Homer, his collection in ruins. Some issues from the early 1950's are collectible and fetch over $1000. "


"Another cartoon inspired by the 'Balloon Boy' news coverage this past week, of the run-away helium balloon that was thought to have had a boy inside. This time from a different perspective. Almost didn't have time to finish this cartoon, as me and my sons are building this rocketship in my backyard, and..."


"Inspired by the 'Balloon Boy' news coverage this past week, of the run-away helium ballon that was thought to have had a boy inside. Could a copy-cat stunt be coming soon?"

"Yes, I used to watch Survivor. It was my junkfood TV for a while, but eventually I grew tired of the constant tinkering to the show's formula."


"This cartoon was inspired by a box of generic frosted flakes I bought recently, and by recent news that some terrorist was water-boarded over 100 times by the CIA. Combine the two, add milk, and you get today's cartoon."


"A new cartoon in spite of putting in 17.5 hours at work this weekend for 'the man'


"This cartoon was inspired by memories of watching Teletubbies with my sons when they were very young. Sometimes the teletubby's stomach would glow and some really mind-numbingly simply video would come on for the kids. I always wondered if they got HBO, or some of those "scrambled" channels."


"Go get help boy! Go get help Lassie...! Visit your shrink!"


"What a week for celebrity deaths... Next up, Billy Mays. TV pitchman for OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning, home-based, and maintenance products. His distinctive beard and loud sales pitches made him a recognizable television presence."







