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Showing posts with label christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christmas. Show all posts

Monday, December 26, 2011

Saturday, December 24, 2011

2011 Yule Log with Elevator Music

[CARTOON] Merry Christmas from Past Expiry Cartoon. cartoon, christmas, relationships, relaxation, religion, winter, <br />


Press PLAY (blue triangular shape) to hear the music.

Family Guy Star Wars Elevator Music MIDI MP3 Download

[CARTOON] Holiday Images

Cartoon about cards, cartoon, christmas, death, holiday, violence

A tip of the hat to Mr. Gosselin who suggested the opening greeting.





Thursday, December 22, 2011

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Monday, December 12, 2011

[CARTOON] Santa cards

Cartoon about 3D, cartoon, cards, christmas, gifts, shopping

According to the Washington Post, recent concern over the environmental impact of printing, mailing and delivering cards has fueled an increase in e-cards.

BULLSHIT! It's cheaper. Use the convenient 'green' share button to email this card to people for FREE!

Nothing says Christmas like Soviet rocketry




Sunday, December 11, 2011

[CARTOON] Dasher

Cartoon about 3D, animals, cartoon, christmas, Santa

According to the British comedy panel game QI, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and all of Santa's other reindeer must be either female or castrated, because male reindeer lose their antlers during winter.

Reindeer: All you ever wanted to know




Tuesday, December 28, 2010

[CARTOON] Rudolf Obsolete!

[CARTOON] Rudolf Obsolete!. cartoon, animals, christmas, layoffs, Santa, spoof, unemployed, work,


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Poor Rudolf. You'd have to think this would be the logical (cynical ?) conclusion to the 1964 TV special that airs every Christmas. He was outcast from the start, and only accepted by Santa and the other reindeer once Rudolf proved to be useful to THEM. With GPS for your car running for under $100, you could say Rudolf would easily be outsourced (both Garmin and Tom Tom GPS units are manufactured overseas).

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Friday, December 24, 2010

[CARTOON] Merry Christmas from Past Expiry Cartoon

[CARTOON] Merry Christmas from Past Expiry Cartoon. cartoon, christmas, relationships, relaxation, religion, winter, <br />


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Tis the season to hold mistletoe over your wallet So you can kiss your cash goodbye! Hope your holiday is well spent.

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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

[CARTOON] Christmas Card Hell

[CARTOON] Christmas Card Hell. cartoon, christmas, death, crime, hell, kids


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Boys will be boys...

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Monday, December 20, 2010

[CARTOON] The 4th Wiseman

[CARTOON] The 4th Wiseman. cartoon, christmas, religion,


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

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Friday, December 17, 2010

[CARTOON] Chimney Santa

[CARTOON] Chimney Santa. cartoon, christmas, fart, Santa, crime,<br />


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

[CARTOON] Three Wise Men

[CARTOON] Three Wise Men.  images, pictures, cartoon, christmas, gifts, religion


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

What do you get the Messiah that has everything. Apparently gum resin.

Definition of MYRRH
: a yellowish-brown to reddish-brown aromatic gum resin with a bitter slightly pungent taste obtained from a tree (especially Commiphora abyssinica of the family Burseraceae) of eastern Africa and Arabia

Definition of FRANKINCENSE
: a fragrant gum resin from trees of a genus (Boswellia of the family Burseraceae) of Somalia and southern coastal Arabia that is an important incense resin and has been used in religious rites, perfumery, and embalming




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