According to the Washington Post, recent concern over the environmental impact of printing, mailing and delivering cards has fueled an increase in e-cards.
BULLSHIT! It's cheaper. Use the convenient 'green' share button to email this card to people for FREE!
According to the British comedy panel game QI, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and all of Santa's other reindeer must be either female or castrated, because male reindeer lose their antlers during winter.
Poor Rudolf. You'd have to think this would be the logical (cynical ?) conclusion to the 1964 TV special that airs every Christmas. He was outcast from the start, and only accepted by Santa and the other reindeer once Rudolf proved to be useful to THEM. With GPS for your car running for under $100, you could say Rudolf would easily be outsourced (both Garmin and Tom Tom GPS units are manufactured overseas).
What do you get the Messiah that has everything. Apparently gum resin.
Definition of MYRRH : a yellowish-brown to reddish-brown aromatic gum resin with a bitter slightly pungent taste obtained from a tree (especially Commiphora abyssinica of the family Burseraceae) of eastern Africa and Arabia
Definition of FRANKINCENSE : a fragrant gum resin from trees of a genus (Boswellia of the family Burseraceae) of Somalia and southern coastal Arabia that is an important incense resin and has been used in religious rites, perfumery, and embalming
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