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Sunday, October 23, 2011

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Thursday, May 5, 2011

[CARTOON] Osama Bin Laden Killed

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Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

It was only after I was finished this cartoon that I noticed that the 11 in 2011 could symbolize the twin towers. Pretty deep huh? Anyhow, looks like Osama is now... Past Expiry.

Here's a collection of various jokes I found around the internet:

Bin Laden was shot twice in the head ... I didn't know Dick Chaney was a Navy Seal.

Bin Laden's favorite game was Duck, Duck, DUCK!

The Bin Laden coctail ... 2 shots and a splash of water.

Due to a mix up in the translation, Bin Laden is trying to figure out why he's surrounded by 72 mice, rats and squirrels, in other words...vermins.

I understand that Donald Trump is DEMANDING to see the death certificate.

Real justice would have been to capture Bin Laden alive and MAKE him pass through airport security every day for the rest of his life.

Bin Laden ... the former Hide and Seek Champion Of The World.

The Republicans are so happy about bin Laden they've granted President Obama full citizenship. –David Letterman

Osama bin Laden, as we speak, is living with Spongebob in a pineapple under the sea. –Jimmy Kimmel

BREAKING: Osama bin Laden to run against Hitler for mayor of hell.

BREAKING: Osama been killed by an elite killing force ... in other news Chuck Norris just returned home from his trip to Pakistan.

Bin Laden's final words: I need a house full of Navy SEALs like I need a hole in my head.

Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved. -Jay Leno

Osama corpse into ocean + BP oil spill + Fukushima radiation = Zombie Terrorist.

I bet Osama Bin Laden accidentally hit the Add your location button during his last tweet.



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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

[CARTOON] Osama Bin Laden found!

[CARTOON] Osama Bin Laden found!. cartoon, games, terrorist, internet,


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From CBC news in late April: Hackers have stolen account information, likely including names, addresses, passwords and possibly even credit card information from Sony Corps PlayStation Network and Qriocity service, the company announced.

Sony said the subscriber information that was likely compromised by the cyber attack include:

* Name, address (city, state, postal code), country, email address, birthdate, PlayStation Network/Qriocity password and login, and handle/PSN online ID.
* Profile data, including purchase history and billing address (city, state, postal code), and the subscriber's PlayStation Network/Qriocity password security answers. The same data with respect to a dependent may also have been obtained.

Could it be that Osama Bin Laden was playing with a Playstation that led the Americans to find him?



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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

[CARTOON] Chilean Miner's Mistress

[CARTOON] Chilean Miner's Mistress. cartoon, Chile, men, miner, news, safety, women, relationships, Barbie






Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

One of the miners trapped underground for more than two months in Chile (Yonni Barrios, 50, miner #21) has been offered $100,000 to become the face of a controversial dating website AshleyMadison.com (an online service for married people looking to have extramarital affairs). While he was busy being trapped underground, Mr Barrios's wife of 28 years found out he had been seeing another woman for five years after his mistress began keeping a vigil near the Chile mine. One picture showed his mistress holding a statue of the virgin Mary, while keeping vigil. I think this will make the movie version, for sure.

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Thursday, October 14, 2010

[CARTOON] Chilean Miners' Sponsors!

[CARTOON] Chilean Miners' Rescue Sponsors!. advertising, cartoon, business, celebrity, Chile, men, miner, money, news, rescue, US,


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Some jokes and puns from Twitter and other sources:

If I'm a Chilean miner, and I get pulled out of the shaft, my first question: Who do I talk to about overtime?

Great job rescuing those Chilean miners. In my opinion, the best "saving people from a hole in the ground" operation since Baby Jessica.

These Chilean miners are really stealing Baby Jessica's thunder.

The first thing the last miner rescued said was "I've just finished a 70 day shift"

I just got a piece of popcorn out of my teeth that's been stuck all day. So yeah, I know how those miners are feeling.

I still think we should all dressed up like Planet of the Apes when we pulled out the Chilean miners. THAT would of made good tV!

76% of Texans are wondering why their flag is flying at the Chilean mine site.

AApparently today is comign out day in Chile.

Hmmph! I've been trapped at my desk at work plenty of times and no one ever comes to rescue me.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole? Isn't this using the internet backwards?

Boy, are those Chilean miners going to be tired when they return to work at 5 in the morning tomorrow.

Party criticizes Chile for interfering in China's affairs by setting unrealistic expectations for value of miners' lives


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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

[CARTOON] Chilean Miners vs. Charlie Brown

[CARTOON] Chilean Miners vs. Charlie Brown.  images, pictures, rescue, miner, Chile, cartoon, Halloween, men, news, Peanuts,

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SAN JOSE MINE, CHILE - They were 33 miners trapped for 10 weeks and more than 2,000 feet under the earth, their only link to life above a narrow tube used for food and water...

The second miner to be rescued (today), Mario Sepulveda emerged and gave Chile's president a handful of rocks. Sepulveda was greeted with cheers, then turned to President Sebastian Pinera and said, "Wait a minute I have a present, here you go," and handed Pinera some rocks.

From wikipedia: The Great Pumpkin was first mentioned by Linus in Peanuts in 1959, and also inspired the 1966 animated television special It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. The best-known quote regarding Linus and the Great Pumpkin, originally from the comic strip but also made famous by the TV special, is "There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin. What I most remember was Charlie Brown just getting rocks when he went trick-or-treating."


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Friday, August 20, 2010

[CARTOON] Tar Balls

[CARTOON] Tar Balls.  images, pictures, cartoon, environment, news, oil, pollution, tragedy, US,


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Why is it everytime I see a picture of a tar ball, there is a yellow ruler next to it?




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Thursday, March 18, 2010

[CARTOON] Tiger Woods Return to Golf

[CARTOON] Tiger Woods Return to Golf.  images, pictures, cartoon, celebrity, millionaire, men, news, relationships, TigerWoods


"Today's cartoon is based on the announcement (March 16, 2010) from Tiger Woods, that he will return to golf next month at the Masters, ending a four-month hiatus brought on by a sex scandal that caused him to go into seclusion and sex rehab. Imagine if the rehab failed and he made a different announcement..."



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Saturday, January 30, 2010

[CARTOON] Toyota Sticky Accelerator

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Saturday, December 5, 2009

[CARTOON] Tiger Woods Scandal




"Inspired by the news of Tiger Woods having 3 (and counting?) mistresses. Nice to see that NOBODY is perfect."


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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

[CARTOON] Swine Flu Test




"For those who wonder how doctors test to see whether you have Swine Flu, or not."


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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

[CARTOON] Balloon Boy II




"Another cartoon inspired by the 'Balloon Boy' news coverage this past week, of the run-away helium balloon that was thought to have had a boy inside. This time from a different perspective. Almost didn't have time to finish this cartoon, as me and my sons are building this rocketship in my backyard, and..."


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Sunday, October 18, 2009

[CARTOON] Balloon Boy




"Inspired by the 'Balloon Boy' news coverage this past week, of the run-away helium ballon that was thought to have had a boy inside. Could a copy-cat stunt be coming soon?"


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Monday, July 20, 2009

[CARTOON] Alphabet





"This cartoon was inspired by a conversation involving someone's 5 year old son catching the flu at a local summer camp. Luckily it wasn't the H1N1 flu. Should be an interesting flu season this winter... "







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Sunday, June 28, 2009

[CARTOON] Billy Mays OxiClean





"What a week for celebrity deaths... Next up, Billy Mays. TV pitchman for OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning, home-based, and maintenance products. His distinctive beard and loud sales pitches made him a recognizable television presence."








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Saturday, June 27, 2009

[CARTOON] Michael Jackson RIP





"After Michael Jackson's death, I noticed two camps emerge. Those that are fans of his music and think he should just be remembered for that, and those who think he's guilty of child sexual abuse. The following cartoon is for the latter, showing what might happen as Michael reaches the pearly gates..."






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[CARTOON] Michael Jackson in Heaven





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