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![[CARTOON] Tiger Woods Return to Golf. images, pictures, cartoon, celebrity, millionaire, men, news, relationships, TigerWoods [CARTOON] Tiger Woods Return to Golf. images, pictures, cartoon, celebrity, millionaire, men, news, relationships, TigerWoods](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjANT8zyjJc2L_WdnXMyaC3UyNh1GSUFDC6CdIHZQw8-neHvNTnKgu-1JKz1iRqrKVoOglyaRlThLTce-k-a9LpdFbgj44oY7vAB_IXBWkEJgrgFRn2CWAtaD23ZhF-GgzSXaxmrIzJUn2x/s320/toon966+Tiger+Woods+Return+to+Golf.jpg)

"Today's cartoon is based on the announcement (March 16, 2010) from Tiger Woods, that he will return to golf next month at the Masters, ending a four-month hiatus brought on by a sex scandal that caused him to go into seclusion and sex rehab. Imagine if the rehab failed and he made a different announcement..."
![[CARTOON] Tiger Woods as Santa. cartoon, celebrity, shopping, sports, women, men, millionaire, Confucius](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLL8jX6sOGqJ4wrLrRt9ZoxLKI9J82hgt3jbYRZpkgYZR9ihu3QHj1SfXtb_v7pemR1NSeuiUeJNxWTS_sRZH140-ssxpRGcwy6Su0IPtFKKpeJZF8dpLajJUktLV4ZfCTiF-FfcQC3kvc/s320/toon936+Tiger+Woods+Santa.jpg)

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
I confess, I borrowed the punchline from a verbal joke I heard, but I removed the original riddle's question to better suit a cartoon of mine featuring special gueststar Confucius."
![[CARTOON] Why Tiger Woods had an affair. celebrity, cartoon, money, millionaire, men, relationships, women, affairs](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnGuzMrfhc291G1oAZkdLELpX7W-Wfyz594jDbc3c_VIdnhT9SnVxjps2LzOq43PwnGTLOTHgYyUdCQqDVjQR7oAkiPqXCWGMWrUTcAo2JNbYmkoS2w4tBjWTVTwzPV1khK5y_7rNyPEqm/s320/toon934+Tiger+Woods+affairs.jpg)

"Probably my most off-color cartoon to date, but probably the most unique reason to explain why a billionaire golfer would have an affair. A typical tournament is an 18-hole course that is played 4 times for a total of 72 holes. Anyone who has ever watched Tiger Woods putting will always hear at least one guy in the crowd yell out "in the hole" as the ball rolls towards the hole. Any wonder he acted on those suggestions? HA HA. Take that, relationship 'experts'!"
![[CARTOON] Tiger Woods Scandal cartoon, celebrity, news, millionaire, men, relationships, Viagra, women](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg25nRrVEGIUL6yFt4FrlOwpCWlfItUmpisMo94OwU8u_BYGkZYi4OicdRx9OEP0SGL39XnW_L7AiSp_7IwunNFbrwDDnQh3j7SnoixjtfvkynIptfyvkaT7WUdudGPbdWXeJHVMoGBSAoY/s320/toon933+Tiger+Woods+HOs.jpg)

"Inspired by the news of Tiger Woods having 3 (and counting?) mistresses. Nice to see that NOBODY is perfect."

"I got the idea for this one from all the 'money saving' tips that you see on both TV and the internet that really don't save the average intelligent person any money. Cook at home (duh), brown bag it to lunch (duh), make a list before you go shopping (duh), buy in bulk (duh), buy generics (duh), and my favorite is about Starbucks. Instead of buying a $6.50 Latte every morning, brew your own coffee."





