[CARTOON] ADHD Diagnosis

FAMOUS ADHD QUOTES

[CARTOON] 1 less known Care Bear

[CARTOON] How to win the Darwin Awards

Darwin Awards Info

The official site

[CARTOON] Hit Run Accident

[CARTOON] I feel bad

Poop, feces and crap

[CARTOON] Tonsils Removed

[CARTOON] Pumpkin Patch

[CARTOON] When life gives you lemons

[CARTOON] Cell Phone Tumors

Inspired by the news that for for the first time the World Health Organization has declared cell phones "possibly carcinogenic" - something that maybe could cause cancer. Supposedly, to be on the safe side, you are supposed to hold the phone away from your head when you dial out (which is the time when the Cell-phone radiation is at a peak level).

[CARTOON] Who else wants salted butter?

[CARTOON] Constipation

This doesn’t quite qualify as a Darwin Award, but it comes pretty close… PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly — and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. 'The sheer force of the elephant’s unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him,' said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. 'With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happen sometimes — a billion-to-one shot, at least.' The heartbreaking tale of constipation and tragedy began April 23 when the conscientious zookeeper noticed that his prize, 8,000-pound African elephant didn’t seem to be producing his usual poop aplenty. 'Friedrich had actually been concerned for several days because he knew that severe constipation can kill an elephant,' assistant zookeeper Kurt Herrman recalled. 'He told me he was going to stay late that Thursday night to treat Stefan with laxatives and possibly give him an enema. I offered to help, but he sent me on home, saying he had everything under control.' But two hours later, horrified night watchman Walter Pleuger found Friedrich lying lifeless under a mound of muck, his body visible only from the knees down. 'I had never really thought about it before,' Det. Dern said. 'But obviously, giving an elephant an enema can be a very dangerous activity and not something that should be attempted alone.' Shrugging, he continued, 'Well, at least the elephant feels better.' Past cartoons about... diarrhea diet gifts health Venn

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[CARTOON] Lung Volume

Past cartoons about... airlines crash cigarettes health pictogram spoof

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[CARTOON] Head doctor

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free. A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it. Past cartoons about... doctor health illness

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[CARTOON] Drinking too much Pepsi?

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[CARTOON] Bathroom Scale

Based very loosely on the Superman movie where he travels back in time, by circling the earth very fast, in order to save Lois.

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[CARTOON] Soccer Disease

...not to be confused with Foot and Mouth disease.

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[CARTOON] Venn Diagram 1

My first attempt at creating a humorous Venn diagram. This is also my first cartoon created using a free program called InkScape. Inkscape is a vector graphics editor application. It is distributed under a free software license, the GNU GPL. Its stated goal is to become a powerful graphics tool while being fully compliant with the XML, SVG, and CSS standards. Support open source software! Don't you feel better knowing that?

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[CARTOON] Iron Man

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[CARTOON] Gulf Coast Oil Spill

"...4 out of 5 Killer Robots surveyed say Oil Spills are not a bad thing."

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[CARTOON] Difference between Iceland and USA

"Technically, if she ate a lot of beans, she could blow...."

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