[CARTOON] Green Eggs and Ham

[CARTOON] Smirnoff Ice

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[CARTOON] Good Food Fast?

[CARTOON] Dinner Choices

All about Drano

The horror....

[CARTOON] Movie 300

[CARTOON] Veal

[CARTOON] Table Manners

[CARTOON] Who else wants salted butter?

[CARTOON] McDonalds Tshirt

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[CARTOON] Constipation

This doesn’t quite qualify as a Darwin Award, but it comes pretty close… PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly — and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. 'The sheer force of the elephant’s unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him,' said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. 'With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happen sometimes — a billion-to-one shot, at least.' The heartbreaking tale of constipation and tragedy began April 23 when the conscientious zookeeper noticed that his prize, 8,000-pound African elephant didn’t seem to be producing his usual poop aplenty. 'Friedrich had actually been concerned for several days because he knew that severe constipation can kill an elephant,' assistant zookeeper Kurt Herrman recalled. 'He told me he was going to stay late that Thursday night to treat Stefan with laxatives and possibly give him an enema. I offered to help, but he sent me on home, saying he had everything under control.' But two hours later, horrified night watchman Walter Pleuger found Friedrich lying lifeless under a mound of muck, his body visible only from the knees down. 'I had never really thought about it before,' Det. Dern said. 'But obviously, giving an elephant an enema can be a very dangerous activity and not something that should be attempted alone.' Shrugging, he continued, 'Well, at least the elephant feels better.' Past cartoons about... diarrhea diet gifts health Venn

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[CARTOON] Garfield Spoof

Barfield, may or may not be making return visits. Please rate the cartoon and/or leave comments. Past cartoons about... animals cats dogs illness spoof food diet

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[CARTOON] Tron Legacy Movie

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[CARTOON] Drinking too much Pepsi?

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[CARTOON] Bathroom Scale

Based very loosely on the Superman movie where he travels back in time, by circling the earth very fast, in order to save Lois.

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[CARTOON] Who else wants Nutella?

Nutella is the brand name of a hazelnut-based sweet spread registered by the Italian company Ferrero at the end of 1963. The recipe was developed from an earlier Ferrero spread released in 1949. Nutella is sold in over 75 countries.

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[CARTOON] Fats on a Plane

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[CARTOON] Iron Man

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[CARTOON] Difference between Iceland and USA

"Technically, if she ate a lot of beans, she could blow...."

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[CARTOON] Wii Fit

"Time of the year again when thoughts turn to losing weight. You can either take in less calories to lose weight, or expend more calories than you take in. This cartoon looks at an alternative to the Wii Fit, and potential money-maker for Nintendo..."

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[CARTOON] Swine Flu Diet

"Although unpleasant, the easiest way to lose weight from my perspective is to get the flu. You don't eat, you don't feel like eating, you sweat alot, and the pounds just come off. You also get time off work, but there's a chance you might not survive the H1N1 flu, so it might be a permanent vacation..."

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