[CARTOON] Lung Volume

Past cartoons about... airlines crash cigarettes health pictogram spoof

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[CARTOON] Airline Prank

Simon says,"Leave a comment." Past cartoons about... airlines games prank stress

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[CARTOON] What's The Deal With Airplane Peanuts?

A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch, he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few?", he asks. "No, not at all", the woman replied. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl. "I'm so sorry for eating all your peanuts! I really just meant to eat a few", the preacher apologized. "Oh that's alright", the woman replied. "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them".

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[CARTOON] Water Landing Airline Safety Tip

A plane was taking off from the Winnipeg airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from Winnipeg to Montreal. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax.. OH, MY GOD!” Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants!” A passenger yelled: “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!”

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[CARTOON] Fats on a Plane

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[CARTOON] Exit the Plane!

You've been a naughty, naughty girl!

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[CARTOON] Airline Seat Cushions

Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.

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[CARTOON] The secret behind Airline Butter

Butter Joke:

A patient says: "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter.' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life'."

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[CARTOON] Lighter Fluid Banned

An Aqua Velva is also a vodka-based cocktail.

Ingredients:

* 1 oz vodka
* 1 oz gin
* 1 oz Blue Curaçao

topped with sprite and ice.

Mix together and serve with an umbrella.

According to Urban Dictionary it is also a human male, usually bar-dwelling, who seems to use the trendiest cologne as a body lotion, and thinks that he is the reason every lady in the place came out on any particular evening. Sometimes known to wear shiny clothing, lip gloss, eyeliner, and enough hair gel to make his head bullet proof. Can also be identified by his Justin Timberlake "Sexy Back" ringtone.

Now you know.

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[CARTOON] One-Legged Man

My first cartoon in a series based on the airline safety cards.

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