Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Sunday, August 5, 2012
Thursday, July 12, 2012
My Resignation Letter from adulthood
To Whom it May Concern,
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again.
I want to go to McDonald's and think that it is a four star restaurant.
I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle, skid rocks across the mill pond and make a sidewalk with rocks.
I want to roller skate and play ball in the street, play 'Rover Red Rover', 'Hide and Seek' and ride my iron wheel wagon down the hill.
I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them.
I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade* stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.
I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all I knew were colors, most of my multiplication tables, and a few nursery rhymes. All I knew was to be happy and I was blissfully unaware of all the things that should make me worried or upset.
I want to sleep in a tent in the back yard without worry or fear.
I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good.
I want to believe anything is possible.
I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again.
I want to live simple again. I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor's bills, gossip, illness, and the loss of loved ones.
I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, kind words, truth, justice, peace, dreams, imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.
So here is my check book and my car keys, my credit card bills and all my statements. I am officially resigning from adulthood.
And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause...
Tag! You are it!
Author Unknown
Monday, July 9, 2012
Sunday, July 8, 2012
Personality test
It has not been tested by the current scientific methodology which turns it into a more unbiased and accurate result.
Totally FDA-free.
The last time I tested: Funny, Pure and Care. Maybe it was my mood.
Saturday, July 7, 2012
Thursday, July 5, 2012
Monday, June 25, 2012
Sunday, June 24, 2012
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Age quickest test ever
- If you don't know what is that thing above the pen you are very young.
- If you know the thing you are young.
- If you know the connection of the thing with the pen you are not that young and know the name of the thing.
- If you know the thing but don't know the connection you are very old.
Friday, June 8, 2012
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Monday, June 4, 2012
How to teach the alphabet to kids
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Sunday, May 27, 2012
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
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