Mr and Mrs Digger
Is there anything more ridiculous than The Dirty Digger Ruppie Murdoch lecturing us on Twitter @rupertmurdoch from his holiday home on St. Bart’s (Not his house on Centre Island, his yacht “Lionhearty”, etc; etc;) that we take too many holidays? Well, yes it’s the fact his Tweets are so boring! Maybe he could learn from his own low life tabloids (Which speak for the Nation and Back Our Boys) and run a countdown on when his granddaughters become legal like he did with Charlotte Church who as a 13 year old had sung at his wedding to Wendy Goldigger. Or maybe some topless shots of his family on a private beach or some up the skirt shots of your granddaughters getting out of cars.
Come’on Ruppie spice it up and get the cheap tabloid thrills going – nobody expects you as an Oxford Graduate to do it – ring your low life newshounds Rebecca and Andy for advice. No point in barking yourself when you keep several dogs?
Yours ever,
@daithaic
http://daithaic.blogspot.com/2011/07/dish-dirty-digger.html
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