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Monday, August 15, 2011

Happy Monday - Ten Things Which Lurk

Ten things which lurk...
...beneath the kitchen sink:-


Enough half-used tins of polish to shine the boots of an entire regiment

Old knickers and T-shirts which will make "marvelous dusters"

Half a dozen tiles left over from tiling the kitchen walls

A roll of bin liners which didn't fit

Empty coffee and pickle jars which will "come in useful one day" but never do

A solidified box of Polyfilla

A giant stash of supermarket carrier bags

A cracked saucer and two old Brillo pads

A bottle of stain remover (used once)

A grey dishcloth with more holes than cloth

From Journolists - Mail on Sunday - 4th Aug 1991

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