The doctor had a fit!
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear,
I’ve seen Mary’s little lamb
But I’ve never seen her bare!
Mary had a wristlet watch
She swallowed it one day.
And now she’s taking Epsom Salts
To pass the time away.
Mary had a little lamb,
She fed it castor oil,
And everywhere the lamb would go
It fertilised the soil.
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
And now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb,
You’ve heard this tale before,
But did you know she passed her plate
And had a little more?
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